Sunday, May 23, 2010

A "Special" journey

It was on a fine summer day, several years ago (when I was still in school), my dad, on a sudden burst of courage and enthusiasm, decided to send me from Calcutta to Chennai on my own. It was a time when online booking and IRCTC had not become household names of Indian travellers. After endless hours of standing in long queues in the ticket counters, all he managed to get was a confirmed sleeper class ticket in a train called “Summer Special”. The guy who named the train thus must have been a master satirist as I found out on the day of my travel. The train was nowhere near the S of Special. It was an even more battered version of the original Indian trains, with dimmer lights and I don’t even want to talk about the toilets lest you state visiting this blog as traumatic.

As I boarded the train and was trying to find my seat, I was surprised to find a school friend in the same compartment. We found out that her aunt was travelling to Chennai and she had come just for send off. And her aunt’s seat was right next to mine. My parents were greatly relieved. Many of my father’s relatives and friends had started questioning him on the decision to let me travel alone and my parents had been steadily growing apprehensive as the day of the journey neared. So when they found that my friend’s aunt would be seated next to me, they were elated. They requested her to take care of me, told me that my uncle would be there in the Central Station on next day evening to pick me up and waved good bye as the train started to move.

Episode 1: My friend’s aunt(hereafter referred to as Big A), talked to me for some 5 minutes on something random and then went off to read a magazine. There was a family of three seated opposite to us. A man of about 40+yrs, a woman of around 35 yrs and a boy around 9 – 10 yrs of age. They were speaking in Oriya. After sometime, I got myself engrossed in a book. Big A tried to strike conversations with me and this time I was not interested. So she tried to get the Oriya family talking. Only the man responded and he didn’t sound very friendly. Anyway, later in the evening, I had my dinner and climbed up to the upper berth and continued with my book. It would have been sometime around 8:00PM when the train halted at a big station and the Oriya man bought some food and cold drinks for his family. Half an hour later, his son climbed the other upper berth and went off to sleep almost immediately. His wife was also half asleep. So he requested that we switch off the lights (it was just 9:00PM). Big A wanted the lights on for some more time but he kept on insisting that his wife was not well and so Big A gave in and lights were switched off quite early and we all went off to sleep. The next thing I knew was an ear splitting scream that woke me up. Being a heavy sleeper, I surmised that the screaming must have had gone on for some time before I woke up. I checked my watch and it was past midnight. Lights were on. The Oriya woman was screaming and crying and Big A and few other women were trying to pacify her. Some guys were running here and there in the compartment. The little boy was still sleeping in the berth opposite to mine and few people were shaking him vigorously in a futile attempt to wake him up. The Oriya man was nowhere to be seen. Even as I was watching, the crying woman got up and rushed towards the exit and immediately was brought back to her seat by others. In spite of all this confusion, I was not able to snap out of my sleepiness. So as her crying started to subside and people started to return to their berths, I went off to sleep, resolving to check later with Big A as to what had happened.

Next day I learnt this from Big A: It seems the man was not the Oriya woman’s husband at all. The woman and her son were travelling to their native in Orissa with a cash of Rs 10,000 for her elder daughter’s wedding. Her husband had come to the station to see them off. He seems to have been loudly worrying about the fact that he is sending his wife alone to their village and that too with so much cash. Suddenly the “oriya man” introduces himself, says he is also going to the same village and assures that he will take care of them. Husband happily agrees. Naive wife and son are happy. They can’t speak much Hindi. Once the train starts, this guy tells co passengers that he is her husband. When he bought them food and cold drinks, he had already drugged them. The unsuspecting folks, after having it have fallen into deep sleep. The guy had taken their suitcase with cash and had got down at the next station. When the woman realised that the money is gone, she has attempted suicide by jumping off the train. However, others have woken up and have managed to stop her. (It was at that time that I had woken up and was observing stuff in a sleepy state from my berth). She had actually had only little of the drugged food and that is why had woken up earlier. Her son, on the other hand, had had the entire drugged Frooti and so was not able to get up at all. So finally when their station came, with others’ help both of them had gotten down. Big A told all this animatedly. I was completely struck by the seriousness of the whole thing. It took some time to come back to normalcy.

Episode 2: It was some station in Andhra. A middle aged woman and her daughter (quite tall and stout) boarded the train and occupied the now empty seats opposite to us. I thought the daughter would be something 18 or 19 yrs old, given her build. Anyway, as always, Big A started talking to them in Hindi and English. She learnt that the girl was just 12 yrs old. This amused Big A in a big way. When both of them were looking away, she passed on the info to me and was shaking with laughter. I was also amused but didn’t say anything. But Big A was not good at controlling her amusement and kept on passing some rude comments to me about the girl’s physique. Sometime later, the issue of sharing the lower berth started between Big A and the other woman. This time too, Big A passed some comments to me about the rudeness of the Telegu woman. Suddenly the Telegu woman got up, got hold of Big A’s hair and started hitting her! I was dumbstruck and weakly tried to free Big A from her clutches. “You think I don’t know Tamil?”, the Telegu woman shrieked. “From the minute I got into the train, you have been passing comment after comment as if you own the train”, she continued her high pitched yelling. She was like a wrestling champion and I was of delicate build and could not come out with any heroics to save the day and Big A. She unleashed a torrent of abuse on Big A. She suddenly pointed her finger at me and I cowered. “I am going to register a nuisance case against this woman in the Rajahmundry station and you come down with us and be a witness”, she threatened. Big A was by now sobbing and was trying to put up a mild fight. I felt it was enough. I faced this woman and told that I am not coming anywhere as it was none of my business and then went to find the TTR. Luckily I found one in the same compartment and explained the situation to him. He came to our seats, heard stories from both the sides, sided with the Telegu woman and her daughter, but nevertheless moved them to a different compartment. Big A put up a brave face and told me that she could have single handedly “taken care” of that Telegu woman but had refrained since she had not wanted to stoop so low. Anyway, she became considerably quieter after that and I went back to my book.

We were supposed to reach Chennai at 6:30PM but our train was running late by 7 hours and we reached by 1:30 AM. I didn’t know whether my uncle would be there to pick me up given the untimely arrival of the train (We didn’t carry mobile phones then). Big A got down, found her son waiting for her and just said bye to me and went off without so much of a second glance. I was left standing with my luggage and with the coolies pestering me whether I need their help. I was new to Chennai and was nervous, thinking what I should do if my uncle failed to come. But luckily within minutes, he was there along with a cousin of mine. They asked whether the journey was fine. I gave them a big smile and a big nod and said, “Let’s go”.

After all these years, looking back, it appears to me that, that particular journey was just a trailer for the eventful life I was about to have in Chennai from then on...

Monday, May 10, 2010

May you be blessed

There is nothing like soothing and positive words to uplift one’s spirits. Words are indeed powerful. A word of blessing coming straight from the heart gives a profound positive feeling to the giver as well as the receiver. That is why, many a time a group praying for a common good using well chosen, optimistic words has yielded successful results.

Personally I always find myself rejuvenated if I come across anything or anyone full of positive energy. Of course just being positive does not solve problems but it releases lot of constructive energy that would help one in facing / solving problems in a better way.

Wish to share a link that contains a beautiful short movie overflowing with optimism and blessing. To switch off the surroundings and to tune into this with the headphones, always gives me a wonderful feeling. So, here is the link:

http://www.mayyoubeblessedmovie.com/

Have a good day!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Sambandhi Sandai and Society Sandai!!!

During Marriages, it has been customary for a family member from the groom’s side to suddenly flare up. It could be due to any reason like coffee not served on time, his / her suggestions not considered while making some decision, quality of food not up to the person’s expectations etc.He or she would suddenly claim to have been insulted by the bride’s side.This would initiate what is known as Sambandhi sandai(Sambandhi fight, sandai = fight). Then some peacemaker would emerge from the bride’s side, cajole the person and throughout the marriage extra care would be taken to keep this person happy and satisfied.

Gone are the eras of sambandhi sandai. This is the age of Society Sandais. So, what is a society sandai ?

Whether we live in a building with just some 8 flats or so, or in a township with some 800 flats, one is always likely to witness a duel of some sort happening every week. This fight will take place in that part of the building / society area which is visible from all angles of the building. We can position ourselves in a cosy corner and go on to watch the proceedings which will have enough drama to keep us occupied for a minimum of half an hour.These fights could be for anything. X’s vehicle parked in Y’s area, water shortages, loud music, X’s relatives making too much of a racket and so on. This is basically what I call as Society Sandai.

It generally starts as a quarrel which gets louder and louder by the minute. It will get nastier and families get dragged in.In depth character analysis of the warring parties will start. You will also learn a lot of swear words. The war of words suddenly will turn into some kind of fist fight. Then the spectators from both sides try to separate them. They will look murderously at each other. They will give dire warnings to each other (hearing which an innocent onlooker would feel they must definitely have some “don” blood in their family while you would know for a fact they are incapable of even squatting mosquitoes in their own backyard).

Of course, we have to ensure that children and sensitive souls are not in the vicinity. Then we can go on to enjoy the free entertainment brought to our doorsteps by these untiring kalakaars. It also provides food for enough gossip until another fresh series of society sandai begin. It gets so interesting at times that the police need to be brought in to resolve the issue (believe me, it has happened multiple times in our building). Anyway, that never deters these people. They always start afresh after a few weeks.

So, why did I talk of sambandhi sandai here ?? just like that you know.. since sambandhi sandai and society sandai rhyme well and they have SS and all that.. ok. I’m leaving now. (Yahooooooo...! one more mokkai post done!)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

free gyan

This is a mini guide for youngsters nourishing their dream of making it big in Kollywood.

For guys:

Well you don’t have to know acting or you don’t have to concentrate on looks either (Can’t get easier than this right?). You can be jet black or fat or as thin as a chronically ill patient or bald or short or whatever.
All that matters is your capacity to deliver dialogues like, “Six and half crores people are behind me.Let me see what you can do” or “If I bat my eyelid your foundation will shatter to pieces” kind of dialogues with utter conviction.

Please ensure you have a real wealthy father or a slightly retarded director/producer who thinks the world of you and decide you are a boon to the industry and hence would happily gamble by making films with you as the hero.

Age also does not matter(you may have a college going son in reality, but you can easily perform a school goer role in film).You just have to wear a wig and some fancy clothes and with a few innocent on screen pranks, the public will believe that you are just 16. Or you can be just 16 and act as if you are 30.. That is also accepted.

Even before a single soul calls himself or herself your fan, you must ensure to have a song that tells your supernatural abilities to your “would be” fans.

You must know dancing.. Even if you know nothing else, you will be immediately accepted as a great star. But if you can’t dance, then you must be real friends with the cameraman who will shake the camera so much and capture the entire sequence in such a way that it will appear that you are some kind of a dancing sensation.

You must strongly believe that it will look completely believable when you jump from a ten storey building and land deftly on your feet without so much as a scratch. And you must also believe in the reverse, that is climbing a tall building or a wall like spiderman without any support would also look completely logical. In short, the more illogical your films are, more are the chances of them turning out to be blockbusters.

You must always come out with philosophies and one liners for the society. You must also prescribe the right code of conduct for women.

It is a great story and would become hit if hundreds of people get killed or properties worth crores are destroyed when you are out to get your girl or accomplish some single big aim in your life.

Your tamil should always be bad. Never care about ந, ண, ன, ழ, ல, ள, ர, ற.

Please don’t care about lip sync (in both dialogue deliveries and songs).

You have to sing (I mean in your own voice, however horrible it may be) in atleast one of the films.

The older you get, younger your heroines will be. So never worry about ageing.

Keep donating to causes and keep yourself popular. You will win state awards.

From Scene 1 to End credits if you maintain an expressionless face you may go on win the National Award also.

It is very important to think of a title for yourself. You will do well if you have something with a puratchi or a thalapathi or a star or a nayagan in it. Like Superstar, Ultimate Star, Little Superstar, Ilaya Thalapathi, Chinna Thalapathi, Puratchi thalapathi, Puratchi Nayagan, Ulaga Nayagan XYZ. OK va…

For aspiring Heroines:

You must start your career at the age of 16 or 17 and must act in as many films as possible before you are 22. After that you will be tagged as old and you may have to (read as forced to) turn to “chinnathirai” (TV).

You will exist in the film for the sole purpose of songs and a few (sometimes gross) romantic scenes. You may get about 30 minutes of the entire screen time.So, you will do well for yourself by signing up multiple films simultaneously.

You may be asked to play heroine to a 50+ yrs old hero. After that film, heroes in the age range 25 – 30 may refuse to act with you coz your market image would have become mature by then. Better device a good plan to face this situation before taking the plunge.

In almost every film, the hero will fall for you because you wear modern dresses and look all glam but then at some point of the story he would suddenly slap you and question your way of dressing, your nature which is so “un-lady like” etc... but then you are supposed to love him so much that you understand immediately that he speaks nothing but the truth and start living life by his code and his code alone.

You must never ever learn Tamil. You can chew gum or say something random when the shoot is on. Lip sync does not matter at all.

You don’t have to emote much.. a quizzical expression (as to what i am doing in this place ) coupled with a drop or two of tears will suffice.

Even if you deliver a string of flops, ensure that you generate as much gossip as possible.

Sometimes you may have to do certain scenes bordering on vulgarity. You wouldn’t have much of a choice. Practise saying, “It was absolutely essential for the film. That’s why I did it.” It will come handy during interviews.

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That’s all there is to it dear friends.. No no.. it was not a problem at all. I really love guiding people. Anytime. Yedo ennala mudinja kolai.. sorry kalai thondu..

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Freedom of expression and the repurcussions

Yesterday, after seeing the news, I was shocked to learn that an article (about Burqas) allegedly written by Taslima Nasreen in a Kannada newspaper got thousands of Muslims agitated who demonstrated their anger by vandalising public property in Shimogha. Three people were killed in the violence and the police firing that followed. It brings us to two things:

Why is Indian Government not having a proper stand on freedom of expression? If certain ways of writings / speech may hurt the religious sentiments of people (whichever religion they belong) then it is best if it is avoided, especially in a highly sensitive society like ours. On one hand the Govt of Karnataka is issuing an apology saying that it will not allow publishing of articles that would hurt the sentiments of Muslims. On the other hand the Indian Govt considers Mr M.F. Husain as a national pride. Mr Husain, who, in the name of art and freedom of expression ended up hurting the religious sentiments of millions of Indians. When Qatar is offering him citizenship, Indian Govt wants him to turn it down. This seems quite biased. It makes more sense to have one of the two – complete freedom of expression or a clear law restricting statements in any form of media that would hurt the religious sentiments of any community. For obvious reasons, I would support the latter.

Secondly, vandalising of public property. Regardless of caste, creed or religion, there is a section of society which seeks to express their unhappiness on certain issues through damaging public properties. It is not a solution. X is angry with Y but Z gets affected. This is what happens in mob violence and subsequent results. This can be dealt with strict actions against those responsible which would serve as a warning for others.An alternative would be to ensure that everyone has some basic education, work or a good standard of living which would actually prevent them creating such issues for fear of disrupting their own comfortable lifestyle. In this case I would prefer former because though latter is the correct solution it would take decades to bring about such a change.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Go India Go !

As the Hockey World Cup is commencing on 28th February in New Delhi, I felt the need to catch up a little bit with our National game. So after poking my head into websites like Wikipedia, www.indianhockey.com and www.indianetzone.com, I was able to put together some interesting facts.
  • Our Men’s Hockey Team has won Olympics Gold Medal 8 times and that too 6 times consecutively, from 1928 - 1956.
  • We created World Record in 1932 when we won against USA 24-1(the record is still unbeaten). The single goal scored by USA was due to the fact that the Indian goal keeper got a bit lax and was signing autographs behind the goal post!!!
  • In 1936 Olympics final, during the last part of the game, Dhyan Chand had to be administered first aid. He came back and played barefoot. India won 8-1.
  • A Sports Club in Vienna built a statue of Dhyan Chand with 4 hands and 4 sticks."To the Viennese, no man with two hands and one stick could have played the way Dhyan Chand did."
  • In World Cup, India has won only once (1975) whereas Pakistan has won the title 4 times and have finished twice as runners up.
  • The Current World Champions are Germany.
In the past 3 decades, Cricket has taken the centre stage in Indian Sports arena and hockey slowly faded away. It is true that the Current Indian Men’s Hockey team may not be the best in the World. But after reading all the mindblowing achievements of our hockey team in the 1930s, 40, and 50s, I do wish that we can once again become that dominating in Hockey. We do not know where the current Indian Men’s Hockey team stands in International ratings. But that is not going to stop us in supporting and cheering for them from all our heart. So here is wishing them all the very best !

N.B : The 1st match of the tournament is going to be India Vs Pakistan. So that is going to make it all the more interesting.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Hats off to the Maestro for the Double Delight

Wow! Sachin’s 200* against South Africa today was one of the best ODI innings I have ever seen.. As the master blaster was in the 180s, just like millions in this nation my heart was in my mouth and I was hoping fervently that he would go on to break Saeed Anwar’s and Coventry’s records.. When he was on 187, there was a power cut and I was devastated and started cursing the EB. But immediately called up a friend and started following the match over the phone and it was in this fashion I heard him reach 195.Like a maniac I was jumping up and down. Power came back in the 49th over when he was on 199 and Dhoni was on strike. I was frustrated that Dhoni was not rotating the strike (but he did a fairly good job of despatching the ball to the boundaries). When the Little Master finally got his double century in the 3rd ball of the 50th over, it was EUPHORIA! I don’t even remember how I reacted that particular moment..It was all hazy then.. Understandably, all the news channels went berserk and for once I loved watching these channels as accolades started pouring in...hmm what a day.. Thank you Sachin for bringing so much of delight to the cricket lovers across the world.

Team India seems to be passing through a glorious phase. For the 1st time in the history of cricket we are the No.1 Test side in the world. We are doing fairly well in the ODIs as well. We have sensationalised Twenty20 through IPL and now it has become a much anticipated event in the world of cricket. Sehwag, Sachin,Dhoni and Gambhir are all in great form. Dhoni is getting better and better as a Captain and as a cricketer. The new players in the team are also blending in well. Ofcourse we continue to be in need of improvement in the departments of bowling and fielding.

Dear Sachin and Dear Team India, we wish you consistency and we all hope that you carry this golden form into the World Cup 2011 and bring us that much desired Cup and the glory! Cheers!